Advertising's Hero Worship (part 7; Conclusion)
You've been wondering when he'll show up. Finally, we get to the greatest of indignities that modern advertising has heaped upon the greatest of superheroes.
Superman. Kal-El of Krypton/Clark Kent of Smallville. Sole survivor of a doomed planet. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a -- well, you know the rest. Waging a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way...
...which technically, includes the right to wear women's clothes if you so desire. (Does Lois know about this?)
...which technically, includes the right to wear women's clothes if you so desire. (Does Lois know about this?)
Tomorrow: A big announcement. Be here.
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