Never trust any ad over 30


Sure, this 39-year-old ad wanted you to believe it was on your side, but it was really snickering at you behind your back. And it's still snickering at all you now-middleaged, would-be non-conformists with the usual leather bomber jackets, black tee-shirts and tattoos.

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