Let's get 'em in a room together and let 'em fight it out

Andersen Windows (2006)...

(Headline:  When was the last time anyone was drawn to a wall?)

...vs. The Wallpaper Council (1999):

(Headline: Nothing gets your attention like wallpaper.)

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