Bovine inspiration

What is it about cows that advertising creatives can't resist defacing these hapless creatures?   If art directors aren't reconfiguring the spots...


...they're embedding a trademark...


...or they're just outright vandalizing the bovine.


Well, not to worry.  The cows get the last laugh:

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